Alastor's "Hella-Choice" Katana

[Alastor]

DOSSIER: WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT


”You're about to get a mad beatdown by this, baby.”

NAME:
† Velikiy Ubiytsa

TYPE:
† Sword

IMAGE:

Spoiler:

DESCRIPTION:
† "Let me tell you something straight about my sword, man. It's straight badass, for one, and hella-choice. It was forged in the furnaces of the Chinese Gods and sharpened by the First Shogun himself. This blade of badassery has been around for generations, so how am I supposed to tell you it's complete story, now that would would just be ridiculous. Besides, I don't have time for that, all I know is that this mean piece of steel can cut a boulder in half with the slightest graze of it's wicked sick sharp side, man. The handle is totally choice as well, being made from solid ass fine bamboo and wrapped up in the best silk in Asia. Yeah, and I didn't even get to the name yet, so don't walk away yet, you little bitch. Velikiy Ubiytsa is what I call it, and for good reason, as that means "Giant Killer" in Russian. Motherfucking. Giant. Killer. That's right, I didn't stutter, this mad fine sword has sliced down countless numbers of frost giants, since it was totally used by Thor as well, as that whack hammer is nothing but a myth anyway. It was even part of Snoop Dogg's private collection of pimpery, so you know it's pretty much hella-fine. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go slay a couple archdemons with this savior of mankind before getting lunch."

In reality, Velikiy Ubiytsa is nothing special whatsoever. The sword was ordered offline by Alastor a few weeks ago and was likely made in a Chinese factory, or worse, sweat shop. It isn't put together too well, with that being said, and is highly prone to breaking against a even mid-tier crafted blade. That being said, a good way to categorize this weapon would be "shit-tier". It's 27 and a half inches in length all together, which includes the handle, and is made from some cheap steel gimmick alloy.

[Jinhong Jangmi]

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Hah. XD