....Your Mother Likes Men.

[Roll Fizzlebeef]

AND SO DOES MY UNCLE

*cough* Right. Well, with that out of the way. I am Zera, amongst several other names. Ross calls me Ob (old names die hard) so try not to let him confuse you :V

I like kicking chickens, Steam, the word "herp", fizzling teh man-beefs, improvisational frying pans, and mother nuggets among other inside jokes BECAUSE MY HUMOR IS ALWAYS IMPROV'D, DAMMIT. It SUCKS.

Oh, and baguettes. Definitely baguettes.

OK srsly, in all honestly I'm just an average joe who is really... not average in the head. I know Ross from a while back (Now THAT is a long story) and just so happened to suggest I join the site. I used to write a lot as a past time but have stopped doing so as of recently, so I'm hoping that being active here (in the loosest sense of the word) will jumpstart that again.

....So yeah. Hai guise.

[Blank Edwards]

As a fellow RPer whose character has a somewhat ridiculous name, I welcome ye good sir.

[Lazarus Carter]

I know Ross from a while back (Now THAT is a long story)

Old one, too. Good to have you here, Ob. Hope you're enjoying everything thus far.

[Reverend Smith]

CHICKEN-KICKIN'. 8D

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