Gareth

[Lazarus Carter]

DOSSIER: WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT


”We'll always be ready, cause we'll always be there.”

NAME:
- Gareth

TYPE:
- Golf club

IMAGE:

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DESCRIPTION:
- A weighty and probably expensive 9 iron that the previous owner of Lazarus' apartment - apparently a golfer - was not partial to enough that he left it behind (or just a bit of a dipshit), it's probably privy to some medium-high statistics in the golfing world, but in the real world, it serves perfectly well for nonchalantly clubbing nearby Ritualists. Or scolding Yuuko. Useless in Inferis, it's only ever carried during Earthly outings.

The versatile Gareth can also be used as a walking stick, crutch, pimp cane, laser pointer, conducting wand, reachy-stick, quarterstaff, air guitar, whisk, pretend shotgun, spatula, hammer, prodding utensil, vandalism accessory, electrical multi-tool, pretend lance, disciplinary tool for younger Nephilim members, broom, crowbar, bottle-opener, cattle prod, bread knife, scissors, prison shiv, toothbrush, razor, rolling pin, martini shaker, coffee stirrer, umbrella, straw, dumbbell, television remote, barbell, wallpaper scraper, sewing needle, scratching post (for Yuuko), chewtoy, toilet plunger, hole puncher, writing utensil, window-cleaner, window-"cleaner", headsman axe, motivational speech tool, torch, watering can, and screwdriver.

Additionally, no-one knows why it's quite called Gareth, but an etching of the odd moniker has been made hastily and recently into the haft of the club, apparently with a set of keys or something else as rough.

[Alice the Chopper]

Approved!