Once Upon A Point (Alice's Equipment)

[Alice the Chopper]

DOSSIER: WEAPONRY AND EQUIPMENT


"All or nothing, it's written in blood.”

NAME:
† Huckepack
† Naseweiss
† Packe
† Pick
† Puck
† Purzelbaum
† Rumplebold
† Das tapfere Schneiderlein
† Schneewitchen
† Rumpelstilzchen
† Dornröschen
† Rapunzel
† Häsel und Gretel
† "Magical Fire"
† Raspberry Explosion Pie
† Laughing Gas
† Unjoyfulbuzzer

TYPE:
† Knife
† Knife
† Knife
† Knife
† Knife
† Knife
† Knife
† Scissors
† Chainsaw
† Axe
† Baseball Bat
† Nail Gun
† Swords
† Improvisional Flamethrower
† Improvisional Explosive
† Nitrous Oxide
† Taser Gun

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† Huckepack is the first of Alice's seven knives, playfully named after the Schnee-wittchen seven dwarves. It's a simple lightweight chef's knife, commonly found in just about every kitchen, but can still deliver quite the brutal stabbing.

† Naseweis is near identical to Huckepack, though the blade is slightly larger, by two inches in fact. All the more to rip your guts out with, my dear.

† Packe is one of Alice's favorite knives, and the third in her collection following the twins Huckepack and Naseweis. It's a machete type blade that can combat most sword like weapons with ease. The steel blade is single sided and three feet long, but still weighing well under five pounds. The weapon's quite effective, especially since getting chased down by a machete wielding maniac is fucking terrifying.

† Alice loves to wield Pick with Packe together. Pick and Packe, ah they rhyme so well. The fourth knife in the freak's collection is a meat cleaver, an item seen in most kitchens, butcher shops, and a murderer's toolkit. The blade is thick and square shaped, only coming in at six and a half inches long, quite less than the machete.

† While this little guy is rarely used in combat, Puck usually cleans up the mess Pick and Packe make. And by clean, I mean, "take your skin off your still breathing body". As that would suggest, the fifth knife is indeed a skinning knife, with a three inch long blade and a weight of pretty much nothing.

† Trench knives were first invented in World War I, but have seized to be too useful in modern day combat. Still, soldiers, and psychopaths, can be seen wielding them around the world for intimidation factor. The military grade knife is quite a bit more durable than the other blades in it's family, being composed of high quality compound steel. Purzelbaum is best used when Alice has to engage in hand-to-hand combat.

† Rumplebold is not the original name of this heavily used knife, but that title has since been lost in the ages of history. The knife is of some ancient civilization, most likely Chinese considering some of the ornate designs on the blade and handle itself. It's past use is obvious: sacrifice, as no other knife would be decorated with such precision. The beautiful and brutal blade of the knife extends out at a mere eleven inches, not including the three inch handle, and is entirely made out of treated onyx.

† A simple and improvisional weapon, Das tapfere Schneiderlein is simply a pair of metal scissors, commonly used for cutting paper or other such crafts. She's found a lot more use out of the three inch long dual blades, horrific uses, of course.

† A plain red Homelite XL chainsaw, Schneewitchen is probably the heftiest weapon in the psychopath's inventory. She doesn't often use it in combat unless if situations become dire, preferring to use to chop up the bodies after she's finished them off with her many other weapons and tricks.

† Rumpelstiltskin is without a doubt Alice's favorite weapon. A single sided hatchet, it holds sentimental value to her, as she committed many of her murders with this signature weapon. The axe weighs about fifteen pounds and has a three foot long handle on it. It should be duly noted that the Ritualist is most skilled with this weapon.

† Dornroschen is a simple weapon, a wooden baseball bat with a red spiral design painted upon it. Sometimes nails will be driven into it, other times not, as the weapon frequently breaks and needs to be replaced often.

† Rapunzel's name may not really be fitting, but it's owner will beg to differ. A simple electromagentism powered tool usually used for putting houses up, Alice uses the hydraulic force of the provisional weapon as a dangerous projectile weapon. The device of terror fires five inch iron nails at a force equal to a handgun. On a single fuel cell, the weapon can fire up to four hundred nails, but it's current feed only holds two hundred,

† A sleek pair of weapons acquired by murdering a Japanese sword enthusiast Alice's katanas are truly that of fine caliber. The blades of the oriental swords extend four feet, not including the eight inch handle, making the weapons larger than most of her other blades. It should be noted that these blades were not crafted of steel, but of a refined silver.

† Less of a weapon or a piece of equipment than it is a circus trick, this homemade flamethrower is nothing more than a bottle of corn starch and a zippo lighter. When the Ritualist consumes the starch, she can spit it out in a fine mist onto the open flame, increasing it's size vastly, and creating a deadly fireball.

† A devious trick often not used in the middle of combat as that would be rather impractical, Alice's famous raspberry explosion pie is quite literal. It's delicious golden brown crust covers a layer of fresh raspberry topping, which hides a touch activated explosive no bigger than a nine volt battery. This trigger activated explosive, made from a shoddy fusion of gun powder and scrap metal parts, turns the pie into an effective land mine.

† Obtained by offing a local dentist, Alice made sure to stock up on all of his no longer needed carbon dioxide tanks, and now regularly obtains them through unknown but likely sinister means. From these large canisters, the Ritualist can then transfer the gas to smaller capsules, effectively turning the gas into a hilarious smokescreen. She'll often do this immediately, turning a fight into a drugged and laughable experience.

† This little device looks like something you could pick up at the magic shop for under five dollars. Don't let that fool you; the Unjoyfulbuzzer is one of Alice's most intricate and expensive pieces of weaponry. Appearing as a simple joybuzzer that straps around one's wrist, the playfulness ends there. Instead of giving one a mild zap, the conductor was super charged and hooked up to a high powered battery normally used in riot police tasers, giving it a nearly lethal charge. Of course, using this in the rain or in water would be unwise.

[Alice the Chopper]

Archive date August 5th.

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