CHATBOX'S FUNNIEST HOME TEXT-DEOS!

by **Kraith the Hipster** Sun Apr 28, 2013 1:51 pm

CAN I GET A A W00T W00T? Post your hilarious chat logs here. 8D For teh wooorld to seeeee! 8D

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[22:28:03] Moloch joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:28 pm
[22:28:10] Moloch : HELLO JAY. 8D
[22:28:17] Wolfgang Murinyo : HELLO JAY
[22:28:19] Wolfgang Murinyo : 8D
[22:28:19] Moloch : I see Wolfy joined Aerugo.
[22:28:25] Wolfgang Murinyo : YES HE DID
[22:28:35] Wolfgang Murinyo : Ana: *hugs him more anyways
[22:28:37] Keldaos Laagos : Nooo Wolfy is a demon
[22:28:47] Moloch : Jay? Who is this Jay?
[22:29:01] Moloch : Psh. Whoever he is, and however sexy he may be, I'm not him.
[22:29:04] Moloch : I am Ammy.
[22:29:06] Moloch : 8D
[22:29:08] Keldaos Laagos : Keldaos: Let me goD< WHAT IS THIS MAD SCORCERY?!
[22:29:55] Keldaos Laagos : Beddy bye timmies~ 8D (because oh gosh when did it be 10:30? o-o)
[22:30:04] Keldaos Laagos : Good niiiiiight
[22:30:18] Wolfgang Murinyo : Night 8D
[22:30:33] Keldaos Laagos : Good night...Ammy? Or JRyan or....both of you IMPOSTERS
[22:30:52] Keldaos Laagos has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:30 pm
[22:31:03] Wolfgang Murinyo : Then there were three
[22:31:14] Legion : AND TWO OF THEM WHERE ONE
[22:31:47] Moloch : Hello Bronze. 8D
[22:32:07] Wolfgang Murinyo : Yes, Hello Bronze.
[22:32:10] Wolfgang Murinyo : 8D
[22:32:12] Legion : ....
[22:32:55] Moloch has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:32 pm
[22:33:34] Yoshida Izanagi joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:33 pm
[22:33:35] Jay Furor has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:33 pm
[22:33:38] Jay Furor joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:33 pm
[22:33:40] Yoshida Izanagi : 8D
[22:33:43] Yoshida Izanagi : AMG.
[22:33:46] Yoshida Izanagi : HI JAAAAAAY.
[22:34:16] Jay Furor : ...
[22:34:28] Wolfgang Murinyo : Like amg
[22:34:31] Jay Furor : I cant find jays color e.e
[22:34:39] Wolfgang Murinyo : It tok some time
[22:34:40] Wolfgang Murinyo : 8D
[22:34:43] Wolfgang Murinyo : took*
[22:35:01] Jay Furor : this?
[22:35:04] Jay Furor : nope
[22:35:11] Yoshida Izanagi : #ff6666. xD
[22:35:11] Wolfgang Murinyo : It's like between orange and pink
[22:35:21] Yoshida Izanagi : PORANGE. 8D
[22:35:25] Wolfgang Murinyo : YES
[22:35:29] Wolfgang Murinyo : My color is so east
[22:35:32] Jay Furor : O_O
[22:35:33] Wolfgang Murinyo : Purple in the middle
[22:35:40] Jay Furor : WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?
[22:35:48] Wolfgang Murinyo : YOU NEED TO BOLD TI
[22:35:55] Jay Furor : O_O
[22:35:56] Wolfgang Murinyo : FOR THAT IS THE ONLY WAY TO TRULY JAY IT
[22:36:01] Yoshida Izanagi : EVERYWHERE.
[22:36:07] Jay Furor : I invited a friend whos never role played before xD
[22:36:40] Bronze Degan joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:36 pm
[22:36:41] Jay Furor : IM TO COOL TO BECOPIED
[22:36:47] Jay Furor : .....damn it
[22:36:59] Jay Furor : ...
[22:37:02] Jay Furor : Well...
[22:37:05] Jay Furor : Fuck
[22:37:11] Bronze Degan : 8D
[22:37:23] Yoshida Izanagi : PFFFFFFT.
[22:37:29] Ayden Derocha has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:37 pm
[22:37:30] Ayden Derocha joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:37 pm
[22:37:34] Jay Furor : 8D
[22:37:48] Ayden Derocha : I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT COLOR TO USE
[22:37:50] Yoshida Izanagi : 8D
[22:37:54] Yoshida Izanagi : HI ROSS.
[22:38:07] Bronze Degan : HELLO ROSS.
[22:38:11] Jay Furor : PISS GREEEN
[22:38:12] Ayden Derocha : Shut up Mokuba
[22:38:15] Ayden Derocha : I mean- Ammy
[22:38:29] Yoshida Izanagi : D:
[22:38:31] Ayden Derocha : THIS IS ALL KINDS OF WRONG
[22:38:38] Jay Furor : I dont know who any of us are
[22:38:38] Yoshida Izanagi : ROSS, YOU BROKED MY FEELS. T^T
[22:38:53] Bronze Degan : Ross, stahp. D: Stahp hurting poor Ammy's feels!
[22:39:17] Ayden Derocha : NOOO! GO MAKE OPEN TOPICS, ALL OF YOU
[22:39:17] Jay Furor : Bronze sounds nothing like that
[22:39:21] Ayden Derocha : AND INVITE YOUR FRIENDS
[22:39:28] Yoshida Izanagi : SHUT UP JAY. D<
[22:39:38] Yoshida Izanagi : YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BRONZE SOUNDS LIKE. >.>
[22:39:52] Jay Furor : >_> OF COURSE NOT
[22:39:54] Ayden Derocha : I GOT A FEELING
[22:40:01] Ayden Derocha : THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
[22:40:04] Bronze Degan : Jay, your punctuation's off. :|
[22:40:06] Jay Furor : ....AMG THESE FEELS
[22:40:07] Ayden Derocha : TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT
[22:40:17] Ayden Derocha : TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD, GOOD NIGHT!
[22:40:34] Jay Furor : ALSO YOU GOT BROS COLOR OFF.
[22:40:44] Ayden Derocha : JAY STOP BEING A PRICK.
[22:40:49] Ayden Derocha : /kick
[22:40:51] Ayden Derocha : d'awwww
[22:41:13] Jay Furor : 8I
[22:41:44] Jay Furor : Now excuse me while I go watch music only a hipster could like. >w>
[22:42:02] Bronze Degan has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:42 pm
[22:42:29] Ayden Derocha : PFTTTTT ... Being hipster is too mainstream.
[22:42:40] Yoshida Izanagi : Bye Bronze... D:
[22:42:45] Candlejack joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:42 pm
[22:42:47] Jay Furor : Who the hell was being me?
[22:42:51] Ayden Derocha : O_O
[22:42:53] Jay Furor : .....FUCK
[22:42:59] * Candlejack sips Kool-Aid *
[22:43:00] Jay Furor : NO ONJE SAID YOUR NAME
[22:43:03] Yoshida Izanagi : O_O
[22:43:21] Jay Furor has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:43 pm
[22:43:23] Candlejack : Can't a guy take a vacation? >.> Back off my face, bro.
[22:43:26] Ayden Derocha : QUICK! WE NEED A VIRGIN SACRIFICE!
[22:43:43] Candlejack : OH NO.
[22:43:48] Yoshida Izanagi : OH NO.
[22:43:52] The Man Jack joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:43 pm
[22:44:07] The Man Jack : O_O
[22:44:11] Candlejack : ...Well that was a let-down. :|
[22:44:18] Ayden Derocha has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:44 pm
[22:44:18] Ayden Derocha joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:44 pm
[22:44:21] Candlejack : Was trying to summon the Kool-Aid Man.
[22:44:39] Jackie Chan has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:44 pm
[22:44:40] Jackie Chan joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:44 pm
[22:44:44] The Man Jack : I remember that man, he was tasty.
[22:44:54] Yoshida Izanagi : o_o
[22:44:57] Jackie Chan : HWUUAAHHH
[22:45:02] Yoshida Izanagi : I think I'm going to hide now...
[22:45:04] Yoshida Izanagi has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:45 pm
[22:45:28] The Kool-Aid Man joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:45 pm
[22:45:49] The Kool-Aid Man : OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!
[22:46:15] The Kool-Aid Man : SUP JACKIE CHAN.
[22:46:17] Jackie Chan : I WILL GO CHINEEZ ON YO AZZ
[22:46:30] The Kool-Aid Man : D: DON'T KICK THROUGH ME AGAIN.
[22:46:40] The Kool-Aid Man : I'LL STAIN THE CARPET WITH MY DELICIOUS BLOOOOOOOD!
[22:46:45] The Kool-Aid Man : OH YEEEEEEEAAAAAAH! 8D
[22:47:25] Bruce Lee has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:47 pm
[22:47:30] Bruce Lee joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:47 pm
[22:47:49] Bruce Lee : HIAAAAA
[22:47:59] Bruce Lee : ....Who the fuck am i
[22:48:03] Jackie Chan : HYAAAAAAAAH
[22:48:48] Bruce Lee : No really who the hel am i?.
[22:49:41] Legion has logged off the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:49 pm.
[22:49:43] Legion joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:49 pm.
[22:49:50] Justin Bieber joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:49 pm.
[22:49:51] Legion : O_O.
[22:50:00] Justin Bieber : O______________O.
[22:50:14] Jackie Chan : The fuq.
[22:50:29] Jackie Chan : YOU POIZENIN MY CHAT BRO- GET THE FUCK OUT.
[22:50:43] Justin Bieber : I need somebody to loovvvveee.
[22:51:06] * Legion kills Bieber.
[22:51:15] Candlejack : YO..
[22:51:24] Candlejack : YOU SO BIEBER..
[22:51:30] Candlejack : EVEN I WOULDN'T KIDNAP THAT. :|.
[22:51:35] * Justin Bieber uses his fan populous to defend himself.
[22:51:39] The Kool-Aid Man : OOOOOOH NO..
[22:51:42] Justin Bieber : COME AT ME, BRO.
[22:51:55] Jackie Chan : WHAT A DICK.
[22:51:56] Cael Gladius joined the chat on Sat Apr 27, 2013 10:51 pm.
[22:52:08] * Candlejack dropkicks Justin Bieber's face *.
[22:52:11] Cael Gladius : :|.

by **Cael Gladius** Tue May 07, 2013 6:01 am

[15:00:02] @ Cael Gladius : HAIL SATAN.
[15:00:04] Belial joined the chat on Mon May 06, 2013 3:00 pm

by **Jean La Croix** Tue May 07, 2013 11:38 pm

@ Lucrum
Jean La Croix
Moloch
Ms. Gray
[06:08:30] @ Lucrum : Lucrum never technically RAPES anyone.
[06:08:34] Jean La Croix : ...Jay
[06:08:43] Jean La Croix : I love you xD
[06:08:46] @ Lucrum : He just... magically convinces them to have sex with them.
[06:09:21] Moloch : <3
[06:09:21] @ Lucrum : Kind of like rufies, but they're still conscious the entire time.
[06:09:32] Ms. Gray : XD
[06:09:42] Ms. Gray : Lisa: *Scoots away from Lucrum: >____>'
[06:10:03] Ms. Gray : Though Ana is pretty easy "Wanna have sex" "Okay ^-^
[06:10:05] Ms. Gray : XDDD
[06:10:08] Moloch : Rev: *slaps Lucrum with a tree*
[06:10:51] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: *floats out of the way* Y'fuckers are gonna stop killin' me with shit, legit or no.
[06:11:07] Moloch : Moloch won't sex. xD Ever. (Evenifhe'sthesecond-biggestinthepantsobvious) Kraith ALSO won't, because sex is mainstream.
[06:11:28] Ms. Gray : Sareph: Would kill Lucrum but would probably rather have sex with him... weird as that is for a dh*
[06:11:38] Ms. Gray : XDD
[06:11:41] Moloch : And Rev has a wife and kids. Which means that Moloch and Kraith have both had less sex than a preacher. xD
[06:11:44] Ms. Gray : Panne: *shanks Kraith
[06:11:51] @ Lucrum : huehuehue
[06:12:02] Moloch : Kraith: Being shanked is so cliche. :|
[06:12:26] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: Won't 'ear y'sayin' that when y'guts fall out of ya, mate.
[06:13:03] Ms. Gray : Panne: ... *Smacks Kraith with a spoon and scoops his eyes out afterwords with a fork
[06:13:26] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: Probably gonna 'ear, "LUCRUM M'INTESTINES. PUT 'EM BACK IN MEH. PLEASE."
[06:13:26] Moloch : Kraith: Yes you will. If you're in the same room that i- *spoonslapped and blinded*
[06:13:38] Jean La Croix : ,
[06:13:53] Moloch : Kraith: I DO NOT HAVE A DREADFUL ACCENT, PERKELE. D<
[06:13:59] Ms. Gray : Panne: There, at least THAT'S not mainstream D<
[06:14:15] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: Might as well, it'd fit y'dreadful personality.
[06:14:20] Moloch : Kraith: Eyescream. Seen it.
[06:14:34] Jean La Croix : White: So guys, i ever tell you about the time i banged the Queen of England?
[06:14:43] Ms. Gray : Panne: *has not and shakes her head
[06:14:51] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: That's rancid, mate.
[06:14:51] Ms. Gray : Lisa: *pinches her nose and sighs heavily
[06:15:06] Moloch : Rev: Yes. 8D Repeatedly.
[06:15:39] Jean La Croix : White: Naw not the old hag thats currently queen, im talkin about the one and only Queen Victoria the first.
[06:16:00] Moloch : Moloch: ALLEGEDLY, I REMEMBER SEEING THIS.
[06:16:12] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: Pfttt your stories are growing old, White
[06:16:39] Moloch : Moloch: ALLEGEDLY, HE ONLY TELLS THE TRUTH, THOUGH. EVEN WHEN HE LIES. ALLEGEDLY.
[06:16:40] Jean La Croix : White: And your a constant downer Grey
[06:17:21] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: Still 'aven't 'ad as much sex as me, mate.
[06:17:25] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: *rins
[06:17:42] Ms. Gray : Grins*
[06:17:42] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: 'ave sex with a Taurus Demon then come back and gimme a war story.
[06:17:55] Ms. Gray : Lisa: *has had the same amount of sex as Moloch and Kraith combined
[06:18:03] Moloch : Rev: I once deeply penetrated a Taurus Demon.
[06:18:09] Moloch : Rev: With a chainsaw. 8D
[06:18:17] Jean La Croix : White: You know thats not the truth boyo, but don't ya worry your pretty little head. If yu live a century or two longer im sure you could catch up to where I am now.
[06:18:28] Moloch : xDDDD That may be partly Rev's fault, AMi. lol
[06:19:04] Jean La Croix : White: Hell every baby born in Europe in 1998 is mine after all.
[06:19:20] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: Gonna outlive you if y'keep that talk up. I've been around for millenniums. Get outta m'sight, worm.
[06:19:58] Ms. Gray : YEah probably is
[06:20:18] Ms. Gray : Ana: I've had sex 124 times.. but namely with Master Ba'al v_v
[06:20:23] Moloch : Rev: SO! White! Managed to catch up to my world record for (un)friendly fire yet, m'good sirah? *sips tea*
[06:20:28] * Ms. Gray facedesks
[06:20:43] Ms. Gray : Lisa: This is..... just disturbing conversation.. can I go home yet? ^^'
[06:20:46] Jean La Croix : White: The hell you talking about? If i wanted to have some pansy ass little horned devil tell me what to do id visit Grays in-laws. And guess wht kiddy? You aint got shit on her in-laws.
[06:21:12] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: All my family members were turned into demons and I killed them :|
[06:21:21] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: I also forgot my kid in Rio.
[06:21:23] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: *whispers* I sold out Jesus for some silver.
[06:21:24] Jean La Croix : White: Naw i hit what i shoot at Rev >_> So keep up the good work!
[06:21:49] Jean La Croix : White: Oh you did that too? I thought i was the only one! Holy fuck! Small world.
[06:21:54] Moloch : Jasna: Truefax, you did.
[06:22:04] Ms. Gray : Panne: Are the men comparing dick sizes again, because if so, I'm leaving.
[06:22:10] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: UGH. Y'INFURIATIN' PRICK, I'M OUTTA
[06:22:13] @ Lucrum : 'ERE*
[06:22:16] Jean La Croix : White: Hold on did you birth that fucker Gray?
[06:22:40] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: No I kidnapped it, duh!
[06:22:42] Jean La Croix : xD Black and White can anger just about anyone
[06:23:08] Moloch : xD I bet they can't annoy Moloch.
[06:23:09] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: Was the some black mans's kid I just abducted for the hell of it. no clue who's kid it is :/
[06:23:16] Jean La Croix : White: Ah well... Man you need to talk to your ex.
[06:23:40] Ms. Gray : Ms Grasy: THAT FUCKER CAN DIE
[06:23:43] Ba'al joined the chat on Tue May 07, 2013 6:23 am
[06:23:47] @ Lucrum : MOLOCH. HE GOES BY MANY NAMES.
[06:23:49] Jean La Croix : White: Because if he keeps bothering me im going to do something i find fun, and we all know where that leads.
[06:23:50] Ba'al : Ba'al: '___'
[06:23:57] Moloch : HE DOES.
[06:24:04] Moloch : BUT MOSTLY JUST MOLOCH.
[06:24:07] Jean La Croix : White: Thats right, Disney Land.
[06:24:13] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: You're going to fuck my ex? I'll fuck mr Black then D<
[06:24:13] @ Lucrum : THE UNANNOYABLE. THE UNEMPLOYABLE. THE ICE CREAM GOD. JACK FROST.
[06:24:16] Ms. Gray : XD
[06:24:22] Moloch : Rev: HEY WHITE. 8D I DARE YOU TO RAPE BA'AL.
[06:24:36] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: WHAT!? WHY DO YOU NEVER TAKE ME TO DISNEY LAND D< BITCH IMA GO TO DISNEY WOLRD AND NOT BRING YOU
[06:25:04] Ba'al has logged off the chat on Tue May 07, 2013 6:25 am
[06:25:07] Ms. Gray : Lisa: .... *takes some tylenol and aspirin .. and advil e_e
[06:25:09] Jean La Croix : White: Been there, fucked that... Man is into some KINKY SHIT! But that was when i was a teenage girl.
[06:25:18] @ Lucrum : If the CIA were actually full of people that I could classify as "a group of man-children" I would become a terrorist.
[06:25:35] Jean La Croix : White: Disney World is for figgits and commies.
[06:25:37] Moloch : xDDD
[06:25:52] Jean La Croix : ...xDDD
[06:26:07] Jean La Croix : White and black are both former CIA
[06:26:15] @ Lucrum : Because, not even kidding, Black and White even get on MY nerves, and not even Ross can do that.
[06:26:31] Ms. Gray : Lisa: my head hurts...
[06:26:40] Moloch : xDDD I think they're splendid characters.
[06:26:56] Jean La Croix : Im sorry Kenny >_>
[06:27:07] Moloch : Though honestly, I thought Niko was making both of them at first. xD Didn't know anyone else was even CAPABLE of such feats of madness.
[06:27:19] @ Lucrum : Nothing to be sorry about, plenty of great characters in literature get on my nerves.
[06:27:35] @ Lucrum : Harry Potter being one of them, and I loved those books.
[06:27:37] Moloch : CHARLES DICKENS GETS ON MY NERVES. >:
[06:28:00] Jean La Croix : Ah still i hate it when my characters boither people xD
[06:28:04] @ Lucrum : CHARLES DICKENS. AKA. THE INFURIATOR.
[06:28:11] Moloch : I MEAN, NOWADAYS, I COULD PROBABLY UNDERSTAND THE BRITISHNESS OF GREAT EXPECTATIONS.
[06:28:35] Moloch : NO.
[06:28:36] Moloch : BUT WHEN I READ IT AS AN EIGHT YEAR OLD, BECAUSE OF OUR STUPID FORCED READING AND READING RANGE THING?
[06:28:37] Moloch : JUST NO.'
[06:28:43] Jean La Croix : White: Dickens was a swell man, knew how to preform fellatio with the best of them.
[06:28:52] @ Lucrum : XD
[06:28:57] Ms. Gray : I WANT SOME MUFFIN
[06:29:10] * Lucrum gives all the muffins.
[06:29:26] Jean La Croix : White: Ya mean muffin top? Cus the rest of the muffin is just shit.
[06:29:49] * Ms. Gray noms them alllllll
[06:30:02] Moloch : TRUE DAT.
[06:30:12] Moloch : Muffins exist just to be muffin tops.
[06:30:13] Jean La Croix : White: Hold on, genius idea... Why dont we just make muffin tops and sell then for 'Gazzilins of monies?'
[06:30:14] Ms. Gray : Ms Gray: Mr White likes fat women :| that's why he and I got divorced 4 times
[06:30:25] Ms. Gray : >_>;
[06:30:57] Jean La Croix : White: The honey moon was amazing though, Grey can really preform well in life and death cituations
[06:31:03] Jean La Croix : situations*
[06:31:03] @ Lucrum : Dusty: They already sell muffin tops! I had some for a snack last week along with the blood of a virgin! :D
[06:31:21] Jean La Croix : Gray*
[06:31:25] Ms. Gray : Lisa: ..O_O;; *indiscreetly looks at her body for marks
[06:31:36] Moloch : Moloch: SILLY DUSTY-CHILD. VIRGIN BLOOD TASTES LIKE HOLY. 8D
[06:32:07] Jean La Croix : White: Well fuck... Back to the drawing bored.
[06:32:07] @ Lucrum : Dusty: BUT IT TASTES SO DELICIOUS, IT MUST BE TAINTED BY THE UNHOLY FORCE THAT DRAINED IT.
[06:32:17] @ Lucrum : Dusty: AKA. MY BAT.
[06:32:45] Jean La Croix : White: Hey Gray, i think this kid might kill people, what do ya think?
[06:32:52] Moloch : Moloch: YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST BLOOD IS? POLAR BEAR BLOOD. 8D
[06:33:11] Ms. Gray : Gray: You should. I'll join you
[06:33:18] Moloch : Rev: Kids don't kill people. Bad parental gun control kills people! I know, I tried so hard with Lisa. v,v
[06:33:26] @ Lucrum : Dusty: I've never had that before. Does it taste like Coke commercials? :o
[06:33:43] Jean La Croix : White: Once killed a bear with my bare hands.
[06:33:56] Ms. Gray : Lisa: How am I the most sane person here :/
[06:33:59] Moloch : Rev: But she wouldn't ever go near the loaded shotgun I left in her crib as a baby. <_>
[06:34:20] Ms. Gray : Lisa:.. *stares at her father in disbelief
[06:34:23] Moloch : Moloch: *ONCE ATE A DINOSAUR. WITHOUT ANY SOY SAUCE*
[06:34:52] Ms. Gray : Ana: *sacrifices another icecream man and wonders what they turn into
[06:34:53] Jean La Croix : White: Rev can I mentally scare your daughter? It might help make her more sane.
[06:35:01] Moloch : Rev: Don't look surprised, Lisa~ 8D It's actually the most sane thing I've ever done, comparitively.
[06:35:07] @ Lucrum : Dusty: *Once drank the blood of a classmate. It tasted like hellfire and yummy.*
[06:35:18] Moloch : Rev: No, you can't. 8D
[06:35:52] Ms. Gray : Lisa: .... What else did you do th- Nevermind I don't really want to know
[06:35:57] Jean La Croix : White: A tiny bit? e.e You know im good at it! Remember that job in Reno?
[06:36:18] Ms. Gray : Gray: You blew reno up
[06:36:19] Jean La Croix : White: Ya ill do that minus the you know... Torture and banana costumes.
[06:36:39] Jean La Croix : White: Renos totally still on the map.
[06:36:53] @ Lucrum : Lucrum: ALLEGEDLY.
[06:36:54] Ms. Gray : Gray: Half of it
[06:37:05] Jean La Croix : xD Thank you kenny lol
[06:37:17] Moloch : Moloch: SO, WHITE. COULD YOU SIGN MY GORING HORN? THE RIGHT ONE PLEASE. I'M A BIT OF A FAN OF YOUR CRAZY. 8D
[06:37:56] @ Lucrum : Dusty: But boss, he's one of the bad guys tryin' to put me away. :(

by **Lazarus Carter** Fri Jul 12, 2013 5:03 am

[18:55:25] Necris : brb masturbating furiously
[18:55:37] Necris : ok done back

by **Lazarus Carter** Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:54 pm

[22:45:41] Avery B. Sax : Argh.
[22:45:51] Avery B. Sax : This character makes me want to dieee.
[22:46:06] Seishin Akanami : Then die :D
[22:46:10] Ba'al : ::GIGA CANNON PRIMED.::
[22:46:29] Seishin Akanami : No not another font!!!
[22:46:30] Avery B. Sax : -dies-
[22:46:34] Ba'al : Nooowww~
[22:46:37] Ba'al : ...
[22:46:39] Ba'al : AKI.
[22:46:42] Seishin Akanami : Whoops!
[22:46:42] Ba'al : DO YOU FOR--ARGH
[22:46:48] Ba'al : FORGET WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DIE
[22:46:54] * Ba'al starts to shrink
[22:46:55] Avery B. Sax : NO
[22:46:57] Avery B. Sax : NONONNONONONO
[22:47:01] Avery B. Sax : NONONO!!!
[22:47:08] Avery B. Sax : STTTTTTTTAHHPPP
[22:47:12] * Seishin Akanami covers his ears
[22:47:20] * Ba'al slowly turns green
[22:47:27] Seishin Akanami : Night 3 of very little sobriety
[22:47:39] Ba'al : o-o
[22:47:43] Avery B. Sax : STOPTURNINGGREEN
[22:47:43] ZOMBIEYODAGOD has logged off the chat on Mon 22 Jul - 22:47
[22:47:44] ZOMBIEYODAGOD joined the chat on Mon 22 Jul - 22:47
[22:47:46] Seishin Akanami : And the caps are loud
[22:47:49] Avery B. Sax : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[22:48:00] ZOMBIEYODAGOD : Your brains I will eat, hmmm?
[22:48:07] Avery B. Sax : -screams-
[22:48:13] Seishin Akanami : You goobers need alone time
[22:48:30] ZOMBIEYODAGOD : <3
[22:48:45] Ba'al has logged off the chat on Mon 22 Jul - 22:48
[22:48:46] Ba'al joined the chat on Mon 22 Jul - 22:48

by **Lazarus Carter** Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:56 pm

[21:27:27] Magna: Hi
[21:27:40] Ross: And how are things?
[21:28:04] Magna: Things are alright.
[21:28:07] Magna: You?
[21:28:37] Ross: Things are things, they're variable.
[21:28:43] Ross: But mainly good
[21:28:52] Magna: Mainly good is good
[21:29:02] Ross: No, mainly good is mainly good
[21:29:03] Ross: Good is good
[21:29:23] Magna: Technicalities
[21:29:35] Ross: What have technicalities got to do with it?
[21:29:44] Magna: That was
[21:29:44] Ross: Technicalities are neither good or mainly good, good is good, mainly good is mainly good
[21:29:46] Magna: Never mind
[21:29:48] Ross: And technicalities are technicalities!
[21:29:51] Magna: THINGS
[21:29:55] Magna: ARE MAINLY GOOD
[21:29:57] Magna: SETTLED
[21:29:58] Ross: NO
[21:29:59] Ross: MAINLY GOOD
[21:30:00] Ross: IS MAINLY GOOD

by **Reverend Smith** Thu Jul 25, 2013 11:55 am

[17:51:00] @ Lazarus Carter : Ross, hi, thanks for coming to your performance review.

[17:51:04] @ Lazarus Carter : No problem.

[17:51:07] @ Lazarus Carter : So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?

[17:51:11] @ Lazarus Carter : Absolutely. I'm the baws.

[17:51:14] @ Lazarus Carter : Okay. So take us through a day in the life of "the baws".

[17:51:16] @ Lazarus Carter : Well the first thing I do is...

[17:51:22] @ Lazarus Carter : TALK TO AL

[17:51:25] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:51:28] @ Lazarus Carter : REVIEW APPS

[17:51:31] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:51:34] @ Lazarus Carter : WRITE SOME POSTS

[17:51:36] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:51:39] @ Lazarus Carter : REMEMBER BIRTHDAYS

[17:51:43] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:51:46] Henris joined the chat on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:51 pm

[17:51:47] @ Lazarus Carter : DIRECT POST FLOW

[17:51:50] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:51:52] @ Lazarus Carter : MY OWN PROFILES

[17:51:56] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:51:57] Merlin Pryce : .

[17:51:59] @ Lazarus Carter : ADMIN PANEL

[17:52:02] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:52:04] Eris has logged off the chat on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:52 pm

[17:52:05] @ Lazarus Carter : PROMOTE TEAMWORK

[17:52:08] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:52:09] Reverend Smith has been disconnected on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:52 pm (session timeout)

[17:52:12] @ Lazarus Carter : HIT ON NECRIS

[17:52:13] Henris : You really worry me somedays

[17:52:16] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:52:18] Henris has logged off the chat on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:52 pm

[17:52:20] @ Lazarus Carter : GET REJECTED

[17:52:23] Asmodeus joined the chat on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:52 pm

[17:52:36] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:52:39] @ Lazarus Carter : SWALLOW SADNESS

[17:52:42] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:52:45] @ Lazarus Carter : SEND SOME PMs

[17:52:47] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:52:50] @ Lazarus Carter : CALL UP KENNY

[17:52:53] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)#

[17:52:58] @ Lazarus Carter : CRY DEEPLY

[17:53:01] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:04] @ Lazarus Carter : DEMAND A REFUND

[17:53:06] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:13] @ Lazarus Carter : SMOKE SOME CRACK

[17:53:16] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:53:20] @ Lazarus Carter : CROSS-CLASS LAWSUIT

[17:53:22] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:25] @ Lazarus Carter : SHIT, DEMOTION

[17:53:28] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:31] @ Lazarus Carter : FIFTH OF VODKA

[17:53:34] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:37] @ Lazarus Carter : SHIT ON NECRIS' FACE

[17:53:38] Reverend Smith joined the chat on Wed Jul 24, 2013 5:53 pm

[17:53:40] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:53:44] Daciana : o-o

[17:53:46] @ Lazarus Carter : BUY A GUN

[17:53:49] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:50] Daciana : ...yeah

[17:53:51] Daciana : sooo

[17:53:51] @ Lazarus Carter : IN MY MOUTH

[17:53:51] @ Asmodeus : <:

[17:53:54] Daciana : BRO

[17:53:54] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:53:56] @ Lazarus Carter : Oh fuck man. I don't want to go to Inferis. Shit.

[17:53:59] @ Lazarus Carter : PUSSY OOOOUT

[17:54:01] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:04] @ Lazarus Carter : PUKE ON NECRIS' FACE

[17:54:08] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:11] @ Lazarus Carter : JUMP INTO INFERIS

[17:54:14] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:18] @ Lazarus Carter : SUCK SOME DEMON DICK

[17:54:20] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:54:23] @ Lazarus Carter : SCORE SOME POINTS

[17:54:25] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:28] @ Lazarus Carter : SUMMON EVOCATIONS

[17:54:31] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:36] @ Lazarus Carter : SUCK MY OWN DICK

[17:54:39] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:42] @ Lazarus Carter : EAT SOME KUR STEAK

[17:54:44] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:54:47] @ Lazarus Carter : CHOP MY ARM OFF

[17:54:50] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:53] @ Lazarus Carter : BLACKOUT IN THE BLIGHTSCAPE

[17:54:56] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:54:58] @ Lazarus Carter : MEET ASMODEUS

[17:55:01] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:55:04] @ Lazarus Carter : FUCK HER BRAINS OUT

[17:55:06] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:55:09] @ Lazarus Carter : INFERIS MORPH

[17:55:12] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:55:15] @ Lazarus Carter : BOMB THE TEMPLARS

[17:55:19] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:55:22] @ Lazarus Carter : CRASH INTO THE SPIRE

[17:55:25] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BOSS)

[17:55:29] @ Lazarus Carter : NOW I'M DEAD

[17:55:32] @ Lazarus Carter : (LIKE A BAWS.)

[17:55:36] @ Lazarus Carter : Uh-huh. So that's an average day for you.

[17:55:38] @ Lazarus Carter : No doubt.

[17:55:44] @ Lazarus Carter : You chop your arm off and die.

[17:55:48] @ Lazarus Carter : HELL YEAAAAH.

[17:55:51] @ Lazarus Carter : And I think at one point there you said something about cross-classing?

[17:55:55] @ Lazarus Carter : Nope.

[17:55:58] @ Lazarus Carter : Actually, I'm pretty sure you did.

[17:56:01] @ Lazarus Carter : Naaaah, that ain't me.

[17:56:04] @ Lazarus Carter : Okay. Well, this has been eye-opening for me.

[17:56:07] @ Lazarus Carter : I'm the baws.

[17:56:11] @ Lazarus Carter : Yeah, no, I got that. You said it about 400 times.

[17:56:14] @ Lazarus Carter : I'm the baws.

[17:56:16] @ Lazarus Carter : Yep. Yeah, I got it.

[17:56:19] @ Lazarus Carter : I'm the baws.

[17:56:22] @ Lazarus Carter : Oh, I heard ya! See you later!

[17:56:25] @ Lazarus Carter : LIEK A BAWS.

[17:56:30] @ Lazarus Carter : /done

by **Lazarus Carter** Fri Aug 02, 2013 8:53 am

[22:50:42] Necris : ok just stop
[22:50:56] Necris : you're making me actually consider wanting to screw a huge monster sea snake

by **Lucrum** Thu Aug 29, 2013 1:12 pm

by **Lazarus Carter** Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:09 pm

[02:07:23] I Hate Ross : Just like how he hates me for being more sexy than him.
[02:07:40] Devotion : No offense but so far you don´t seem all to sexually appealing to me.
[02:07:50] Lazarus Carter : OH
[02:07:51] Lazarus Carter : MY
[02:07:55] Lazarus Carter : BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN

by **Azrael** Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:31 pm

[21:15:44] Swagarus Carter joined the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:15 pm
[21:16:00] Devotion : Oh god it has swag.
[21:16:18] Azrael : xDDDDD
[21:16:21] Azrael : Hashtag swag
[21:16:24] Azrael : #swag
[21:16:28] Azrael : all I gotta say
[21:16:31] * Azrael drops microphone
[21:16:36] Devotion : I am supposed to become lose and scarcely dressed now, while shaking my unmentionables... I hate when that happens.
[21:16:41] Sareph : My kid will be named Yolo hastag swaggins
[21:16:46] Sareph : hashtag
[21:16:57] * King chokes Ammy.
[21:16:59] Swagarus Carter : errbody get dem tittays out for MC Swagarus
[21:17:01] King : No it won't.
[21:17:19] Jean La Croix : Mine will be Giganigaayoloswag
[21:17:24] Swagarus Carter : even you Hunter
[21:17:25] * Sareph is killed brutally
[21:17:27] Swagarus Carter : get yo tittays out
[21:17:27] Devotion : So I´ll just deny swag it´s miraculous sexual appeal which I can´t understand anyways and will continue glomping Kingßs head.
[21:17:28] * King slaps Ross and chokes Bro.
[21:17:46] * Azrael starts the Harlem Shake topless
[21:18:00] Etreven : It's true. I'm watching it happen. :-p
[21:18:02] * Swagarus Carter content with what he has begun
[21:18:08] Wayne Brady has logged off the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:18 pm
[21:18:08] Wayne Brady joined the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:18 pm
[21:18:10] Jean La Croix : Do the Harlem Shake!
[21:18:18] Devotion : Hello Wayne
[21:18:22] Jerome Fontaine has been disconnected on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:18 pm (session timeout)
[21:18:23] * Wayne Brady chokes Ross.
[21:18:25] Swagarus Carter : Guys this "We're in the same room" shit
[21:18:27] * Devotion does the Harlem Shake
[21:18:28] Sareph : I CAN'T WORK UNDER THESE CONDITIONS
[21:18:40] Swagarus Carter : i appreciate the direction
[21:18:46] Swagarus Carter : but
[21:18:46] Etreven : Are you implying that Ross is a bitch, hrm?
[21:18:47] Azrael : Hatters gonna hate
[21:18:48] Swagarus Carter : srs
[21:18:53] Jerome Fontaine joined the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:18 pm
[21:18:54] Azrael : shhh
[21:18:55] Wayne Brady : Yes.
[21:18:55] Azrael : spelling
[21:18:56] Devotion : If we had a good animator on this site. I´d totally second him making a harlem shake with our chars.
[21:18:56] Swagarus Carter : No.
[21:18:58] Azrael : not important
[21:18:58] Swagarus Carter : Hatters gonna hat.
[21:18:58] Wayne Brady : I am.
[21:18:59] Etreven : Hatters *are* gonna hate!
[21:19:00] Etreven : Truth.
[21:19:10] Swagarus Carter : Hatters gonna lead you further into Wonderland.
[21:19:17] Azrael : aw shit
[21:19:21] Etreven : Hatters be mad yo.
[21:19:21] Azrael : we're fucked
[21:19:25] Azrael : GET DEM DRUGS OUT NOW
[21:19:27] Azrael : RIGHT MEOW
[21:19:29] Amadeus Edge joined the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:19 pm
[21:19:33] Etreven : But they also got mad swag. OOOOOOOH!
[21:19:36] * Azrael flails and runs off down a rabbit hole. Trips and dies instead
[21:19:36] Devotion : AMADEUS!
[21:19:38] Jerome Fontaine : Anyone interested in meeting Cer'vix?
[21:19:43] Swagarus Carter has logged off the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:19 pm
[21:19:43] Etreven : Get it? *mad* swag?
[21:19:47] Amadeus Edge : I WILL
[21:19:50] Devotion : Go finish your fucking Requiem!
[21:19:51] Etreven : .....................
[21:19:52] Jean La Croix : I was once a rabbit hole
[21:19:52] Wayne Brady : What the fuck?
[21:19:57] Etreven : Cervix?
[21:19:59] Sareph : Ima draw in Ammyland now
[21:20:02] Sareph : anyone wanna watch?
[21:20:05] Etreven : Someone's meeting in a cervix?
[21:20:10] Wayne Brady : WHY IS AMADEUS LOGGED IN!
[21:20:11] Etreven : I didn't realize it was that kind of site...
[21:20:18] Amadeus Edge : I'll watch!
[21:20:28] Devotion : Voyeurism.
[21:20:38] Devotion : Oughta love that shit.
[21:20:44] Wayne Brady : WHO IN THE FUCK IS LOGGED IN AS MY GUY? I'LL KILL YOU!
[21:20:50] Amadeus Edge : ;D
[21:20:57] Devotion : Wait he is you.
[21:20:58] Wayne Brady : ...
[21:21:01] Devotion : ?
[21:21:03] Alastor has logged off the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:21 pm
[21:21:04] Wayne Brady : Yes, he's me
[21:21:09] Devotion : I say it´s Ross.
[21:21:10] Amadeus Edge : Actually, I'm not.
[21:21:26] Etreven : lol
[21:21:28] Devotion : Never the less I say it´s Ross.
[21:21:29] Azrael : xDDDD
[21:21:31] Azrael : lmfao
[21:21:38] Azrael : ahhh.... I love this site
[21:21:42] Azrael : and everyone....
[21:21:42] Wayne Brady : I'll FUCKIN GRRRAAAAAGH!
[21:21:43] Etreven : No, it's Amadeus Edge, obviously.
[21:21:47] Azrael : cause this derpage
[21:21:48] Etreven : Says so right there in his name.
[21:21:53] Devotion : It´s Ross leave me alone.
[21:22:02] Amadeus Edge : I can taste the mad, Hunter.
[21:22:05] Azrael : WELCOME TO HELL WE ARE ALL DERPS
[21:22:06] Devotion : When I want people to be Ross they are Ross. Don´t question my logic.
[21:22:10] Wayne Brady : ....
[21:22:11] Wayne Brady : ....
[21:22:20] Wayne Brady : FUCK THIS GUY!
[21:22:34] Devotion : With what?
[21:22:49] Amadeus Edge : Hunter's micropenis.
[21:22:52] Jean La Croix : No fuck that guy! *points to Hunter*
[21:22:52] Devotion : Street lantern? Stick? Juwel embedded vibrator?
[21:22:52] Wayne Brady : ...
[21:22:56] Etreven : A hammer I hope.
[21:23:04] Sareph : https://join.me/193-090-496
[21:23:08] Wayne Brady : Please, kill this man.
[21:23:13] Wayne Brady : KICK AMADEUS!
[21:23:15] Devotion : With what?
[21:23:21] Amadeus Edge : Noooo, don't kick meee D:
[21:23:31] Sareph : >_>
[21:23:36] Sareph : welp link is dropped
[21:23:36] Amadeus Edge : Oh shit, he found me.
[21:23:37] Devotion : Jewel embedded vibrator? High frequency blade? Spoon? Teacup?
[21:23:38] Lazarus Carter joined the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:23 pm
[21:24:08] Amadeus Edge : Alright, this is Hunter's little brother. I think he left his room to kick my ass.
[21:24:09] Azrael : I vote its Al
[21:24:26] Lazarus Carter : Hahaahahahahahahaha
[21:24:28] Devotion : Alright, have fun!
[21:24:28] Lazarus Carter : Well played
[21:24:42] Lazarus Carter : You should join the site if he doesn't break both your hands as a penalty
[21:24:51] Azrael : lol
[21:24:51] Amadeus Edge : But, I locked the door so he can't get in.
[21:24:55] Azrael : oh god
[21:24:56] Azrael : xD
[21:24:59] Azrael : WINNING
[21:25:01] Wayne Brady : OPEN THE DOOR YOU LITTLE SHIT
[21:25:03] Azrael : sorta?
[21:25:09] Amadeus Edge : Nope.
[21:25:11] Azrael : XDDDDDDD
[21:25:12] Alice the Chopper joined the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:25 pm
[21:25:16] Wayne Brady : I'm going to murder you.
[21:25:17] Devotion : LoL
[21:25:28] Devotion : Siblings are something wonderufl.
[21:25:32] Devotion : *wonderful
[21:25:47] Amadeus Edge : good luck getting the door open, Lurch.
[21:26:07] Wayne Brady : ...
[21:26:10] Alice the Chopper : Like
[21:26:17] Alice the Chopper : What the fuck is up, Wayne Brady
[21:26:21] Azrael : oh please tell me this is getting recorded in the chatbox moments
[21:26:22] Azrael : PLEASE
[21:26:28] Amadeus Edge : Aaaaaanyway, Imma get off his accouny y'all.
[21:26:35] Amadeus Edge : PEACE!
[21:26:36] * Etreven sings "Awkward chatbox of our liiiiiives."
[21:26:37] Amadeus Edge has logged off the chat on Thu Aug 29, 2013 9:26 pm
[21:26:39] Devotion : See ya
[21:26:50] Wayne Brady : I hate that kid.
[21:26:52] Jean La Croix : IS Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
[21:26:53] Wayne Brady : So much.
[21:26:57] Azrael : Love it
[21:27:31] Devotion : Don´t hate your siblings. You never know how long you´ll be able to talk to them.
[21:27:56] Wayne Brady : Brb, kicking his little ass.
[21:28:04] Wayne Brady is away : kicking his brother's ass.
[21:28:08] Alice the Chopper : Still not as bad as five and six year old siblings
[21:28:09] Devotion : Ok don´t be too harmful
[21:28:13] Jerome Fontaine : Anyway, I'm goin' gone.
[21:28:16] Wayne Brady : Actually he's not.
[21:28:20] Wayne Brady : It's me again.
[21:28:29] Devotion : Godspeed Jerome.
[21:28:30] Jerome Fontaine : If anyone wants to meet a lion, that thread is finally up.
[21:28:35] Jerome Fontaine : Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai~
[21:28:41] Wayne Brady : He tried to get me, but I ran past and locked myself in his room.

by **Lazarus Carter** Fri Aug 30, 2013 12:53 pm

[02:50:57] Lazarus Carter : Okay, ladies, gentlemen.
[02:51:01] Etreven : Talking to yourself Ross? You're really starting to lose it.
[02:51:04] * Ross ignores Ross.
[02:51:07] Lazarus Carter : Would you please divert your attention to the account known as Ross.
[02:51:25] Lazarus Carter : For the duration of this trick, I'm going to tell you all that the "Ross" account will momentarily be kicked.
[02:51:34] Ross : You won't.
[02:51:36] Ross : Bitch.
[02:51:40] Ross : You a bitch.
[02:51:42] Ross : No balls.
[02:51:44] Ross : NO BALLS
[02:51:47] Lazarus Carter : And lo and behold, watch what happens when it's logged back in moments later!
[02:51:54] Ross has been kicked by Lazarus Carter
[02:51:54] Hunter's A Dick joined the chat on Fri 30 Aug - 2:51
[02:51:54] Hunter's A Dick : CALLED IT
[02:52:00] Sareph : XD
[02:52:04] Hunter's A Dick : OH FUCK YOU
[02:52:05] Sareph : Iz maguc
[02:52:10] Devotion : xD
[02:52:12] Lazarus Carter : LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
[02:52:14] Lazarus Carter : THE AMAZING SWAGARUS

by **Lazarus Carter** Sat Aug 31, 2013 10:30 am

[00:17:19] Lazarus Carter : We ALL know Amadeus is a dirty, dirty old man.
[00:17:32] Lazarus Carter : HIs "relationship" with Yuuko is just him lurking around til she's legal.
[00:17:36] Elijah Cross : He's a dirty old man, but it hasn't shown yet!
[00:17:41] Elijah Cross : WOAH
[00:17:43] Elijah Cross : WOAAAAAH
[00:17:44] Sareph : just like Master Roshi
[00:17:46] Elijah Cross : NOOOOOOOOO
[00:17:56] * Elijah Cross slaps Ross again.
[00:17:57] Lazarus Carter : He blatantly wants to screw Yuuko
[00:18:03] Lazarus Carter : Amadeus X Yuuko
[00:18:07] Lazarus Carter : NEW SHIP AMADEUS X YUUKO
[00:18:09] Lazarus Carter : NEW SITE DISLAIMER
[00:18:17] Elijah Cross : AND DON'T SHIP AMADEUS WITH YUUKO!
[00:18:21] Elijah Cross : THAT'S SQUICK
[00:18:21] Lazarus Carter : "Disclaimer: HUNTER PLAYS AN OLD PERVERT"
[00:18:30] Tony Carvalho : TOATS NEW SHIP.
[00:18:31] Seishin Akanami : Anyone want to thread?
[00:18:33] Sareph : LAWL
[00:18:34] Elijah Cross : Disclaimer: ROSS IS A BITCH
[00:18:41] Tony Carvalho : AMAAKO. OTP.
[00:18:41] Elijah Cross : Devo does.
[00:18:53] * Elijah Cross points at Devo.
[00:18:58] Lazarus Carter : You know I'm gonna now go through the Amadeus/Yuuko thread and find EVERY possible innuendo I can
[00:19:30] Elijah Cross : And good luck with that, Ross.
[00:19:33] Elijah Cross : You sick fuck.

He wished me luck. I continued on.

[00:21:44] Lazarus Carter : "Amadeus felt their little fingers twisting about in his beard,"
[00:21:50] Lazarus Carter : It's not his face beard.
[00:21:51] Lazarus Carter : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[00:22:01] * Amadeus Edge slaps the shit out of Ross.
[00:22:02] Lazarus Carter : "It makes his bones ache."
[00:22:03] Lazarus Carter : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
[00:22:03] Tony Carvalho : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SNAP.
[00:22:13] Seishin Akanami : #roasted
[00:22:14] * Amadeus Edge slaps Ross again.
[00:22:16] Sareph : Sareph: What a fucking scko
[00:22:21] Amadeus Edge : YOU BASIC BITCH
[00:22:26] Lazarus Carter : "Amadeus was surrounded at all sides."
[00:22:31] Lazarus Carter : HE EVEN LIKES THE KIDDY ORGIES
[00:22:32] Lazarus Carter : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[00:22:33] Amadeus Edge : IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT
[00:22:42] Amadeus Edge : AND I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, ROSS!
[00:22:55] * Sareph tries so hard not to giggle
[00:23:01] Lazarus Carter : "He wasn't as strong as he used to be, but Amadeus' grip was surprisingly firm,"
[00:23:14] Sareph : Mike
[00:23:17] Sareph : WHAT THE HELL MAN
[00:23:20] Sareph : NO PORN
[00:23:27] Lazarus Carter : "he began rocking back and forth in his seat to gather momentum before shooting"
[00:23:34] Lazarus Carter : SERIOUSLY HUNTER FUCK
[00:23:38] Amadeus Edge : THAT ISN'T EVEN THE FULL QUOTE
[00:23:44] Amadeus Edge : YOU FUCKING MORON
[00:23:46] Sareph : >_>
[00:23:50] Tony Carvalho : Hunter, man. THAT'S JUST MESSED UP.
[00:23:59] Amadeus Edge : Alright....
[00:24:01] Devotion : I know I know
[00:24:02] Lazarus Carter : ""Don't touch me," She hissed, smacking his hand away."
[00:24:06] Lazarus Carter : Yuuko even tried to stop it.
[00:24:09] Lazarus Carter : But Amadeus persisted.
[00:24:10] Amadeus Edge : WOW
[00:24:11] Amadeus Edge : WOW
[00:24:12] Amadeus Edge : WOW
[00:24:12] Amadeus Edge : WOW
[00:24:14] Amadeus Edge : FUCK YOUI
[00:24:16] Amadeus Edge : FUCK YOU
[00:24:17] Devotion : Oh god xD
[00:24:21] Tony Carvalho : All Wizard of Oz up in der.
[00:24:21] * Seishin Akanami facepalmed
[00:24:23] * Sareph dies laughing
[00:24:25] Amadeus Edge : I WILL KILL YOU
[00:24:40] Tony Carvalho : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW5VWSnven4
[00:24:45] Tony Carvalho : Amadeus' theme song.
[00:24:47] Lazarus Carter : "The nurse fished out a framed photo of a younger looking Amadeus and a very young Yuuko."
[00:24:54] Lazarus Carter : HE EVEN TOOK PICTURES
[00:24:58] Lazarus Carter : THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING
[00:24:59] Amadeus Edge : JAY
[00:25:02] Amadeus Edge : FUCK YOU ALL

Amaako. It's happening. Ship it.

by **Elijah Cross** Fri Sep 06, 2013 10:17 am

[19:15:02] Bastian van Staade joined the chat on Thu 5 Sep - 19:15
[19:15:55] Elijah Cross : Ello, Ross.
[19:16:42] Bastian van Staade : Good morrow young sir.
[19:16:45] Bastian van Staade : But now I've gotta go to bed.
[19:16:48] Bastian van Staade : Idk why I logged in.
[19:16:52] Bastian van Staade : IN THE MORROW GENTLES AND LADIES
[19:16:53] Bastian van Staade has logged off the chat on Thu 5 Sep - 19:16
[19:16:54] Elijah Cross : You monster.

by **Cael Gladius** Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:52 pm

[23:46:45] Jean La Croix : YOU REMIND ME OF THE BABE
[23:46:58] Cael Gladius : WHAT BABE?
[23:47:40] Jean La Croix : THE BABE WITH THE POWER
[23:47:51] Cael Gladius : WHAT POWER?
[23:48:07] Yuuko Koizumi : THE POWER OF VOODOO
[23:48:37] Jean La Croix : WHO DO?
[23:48:44] Cael Gladius : YOU DO.
[23:49:34] Jean La Croix : REMIND ME OF THE BABE!
[23:49:45] David Bowie joined the chat on Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:49 pm
[23:49:54] Cael Gladius : Oh god, it actually worked.
[23:49:58] David Bowie : I SAW MY BAAAAAAABY.
[23:49:59] Cael Gladius : We summoned David Bowie.
[23:50:03] David Bowie : CRYING HARD AS BABE COULD CRY.

by **Alice the Chopper** Wed Sep 18, 2013 8:47 am

[17:44:22] Necris : LOL
[17:44:24] Necris : You juggalo.
[17:44:42] Necris : Damn, I feel like that bitch comment would have worked better in person.
[17:45:15] Necris : Hey, at least you've never dated a juggahoe.
[17:45:18] Necris : ... or did you?
[17:45:36] Alice the Chopper : ...
[17:45:48] Necris : ...
[17:46:01] Alice the Chopper : I've gotten down with the clown before, yes
[17:46:10] Necris : So have I.

by **Gaius Octavian Skipio** Thu Sep 26, 2013 2:06 am

[08:42:13] * Alastor prepares self
[08:42:16] * Amadeus Edge is exploded.
[08:42:41] Alastor : I am going to make a character with an equipment app
[08:42:44] * Mr. White rapes Al
[08:42:47] Alastor : That is literally about his fucking fists
[08:42:52] Mr. White : No you are not.
[08:43:14] Alastor : youre right im done with characters
[08:43:17] Amadeus Edge : Turpbofist
[08:43:17] Mr. White : You are making a fist app.
[08:43:25] Amadeus Edge : turbo*
[08:43:35] Mr. White : About his fucking equipment
[08:43:42] Amadeus Edge : Or call him 'Fisto'
[08:43:54] Alastor : "DOSSIER: FISTS"
[08:44:19] Mr. White : His name will be Mr. Fisto
[08:44:34] Devotion : Actually White
[08:44:39] Mr. White : And he will only speak in superhero ACTION WORDS
[08:44:39] Devotion : You are making a "Fist" app
[08:44:44] Devotion : Faust= german for fist
[08:44:57] Mr. White : Gaaahhhhhh
[08:45:16] * Mr. White explodes into rainbows which attach them selves to Al
[08:45:34] Devotion : hehehe
[08:45:59] Mr. White : YOU ARE NOW COVERED IN RAINBOWS AL
[08:46:07] Mr. White : HOW THE HELL DO YOU FEEL?!?!?!
[08:46:07] Amadeus Edge : Fist EVERYTHING
[08:46:51] Alastor : oh my motherfucking god
[08:46:55] Alastor : im covered in miracles
[08:47:02] Mr. White : FALSE
[08:47:09] Mr. White : The correct answer is:
[08:47:19] Mr. White : I FEEL PRETTY MOTHER FUCKER!
[08:47:19] Alastor : not fabulous
[08:47:49] Mr. White : EAT HOW FUCKING WITTY I AM!
[08:48:06] Mr. White : NO JUST PRETTY
[08:48:21] Mr. White : All caps was necessary
[08:49:18] Devotion : xD
[08:49:20] Mr. White : You may now go back to your regularly scheduled programing.
[08:49:24] Devotion : I loled
[08:49:56] Devotion : Alright... gotta go on with the char.
[08:49:59] Mr. White : Which is your dull sad excuse for a life that is not covered in rainbows.
[08:50:05] Devotion : Have to pull something outa my ass.
[08:50:20] Mr. White : Yes thats right, Al is better then us because he has COLOR aids.
[08:50:44] Mr. White : Fuck you Al, you are now to good looking for our world!
[08:50:55] Alastor : ascension
[08:51:01] Devotion : Yesh I´m gonna make her great at sewing.
[08:51:22] Mr. White : Damn right you are.
[08:51:32] Mr. White : Women need to know their sewing
[08:51:34] Amadeus Edge : What the fuck is going on?
[08:51:37] Mr. White : ITS WHAT THEY DO
[08:51:49] Amadeus Edge : Fuck it, I'm going back to my smut.
[08:52:03] Mr. White : Fuck you Hunter. You're not covered in MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOWS!
[08:52:05] Devotion : And she´ll know the exact angle needed to rip a mans balls off with just one finger.
[08:52:22] Mr. White : And now i leave
[08:52:31] Devotion : Thought so.
[08:52:33] Devotion : xD
[08:52:42] Mr. White : To bring the joy of COLOR to other lovely people.
[08:52:52] Devotion : xD
[08:53:02] Mr. White : JOKES ON YOU DEVO RAINBOWS DONT HAVE BALLS! WE HAVE BLUE!
[08:53:16] Devotion : Same thing in blue
[08:53:26] Mr. White : Can you rip blue off with one finger? I DONT FUCKING THINK SO!
[08:53:34] Devotion : I can with 2
[08:53:48] Mr. White : SUCK MY ELECTRO DICK ITS THE COLOR RED!
[08:53:53] Mr. White : ...
[08:53:55] Mr. White : bye...
[08:53:57] * Amadeus Edge hurricane kicks Bronze.
[08:53:57] Devotion : No
[08:53:59] Alastor has logged off the chat on Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:53 am
[08:54:00] Mr. White has logged off the chat on Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:54 am
[08:54:10] Devotion : WOAH!
[08:54:12] Devotion : WOAH!
[08:54:16] Devotion : Double logg off
[08:54:20] Asmodeus joined the chat on Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:54 am
[08:54:26] Devotion : wb Al
[08:56:01] Johannes E. Schlosser has been disconnected on Wed Sep 25, 2013 8:56 am (session timeout)
[08:56:07] * Amadeus Edge slaps Al's new tits.
[08:56:23] Devotion : That´s not nice
[08:56:35] Asmodeus : o bby
[08:56:50] Devotion : What?
[08:58:55] Amadeus Edge : Asmodeus is a freak like that.
[08:59:02] Amadeus Edge : Especially since, you know...
[08:59:17] Amadeus Edge : Her succubi have teeth in their no-no zone.
[09:00:18] Devotion : Yeah I know
[09:00:20] Devotion : I read that
[09:00:29] Devotion : Asmo has that too
[09:00:54] Devotion : Just have to do it from behind once Edge rapes her
[09:02:39] Amadeus Edge : He may be a dirty old man, but that's over the line.
[09:03:06] Asmodeus : Oh Amadeus
[09:03:10] Amadeus Edge : Besides, she'd probably like that.
[09:03:23] Asmodeus : Man Eris and Amadeus have so much beef they don't know about already
[09:03:51] Amadeus Edge : What's her beef with him?
[09:03:54] Gaius Octavian Skipio joined the chat on Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:03 am
[09:04:29] Gaius Octavian Skipio : I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THE COLOR YELLOW IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY MY RAGING BONER!
[09:04:50] Asmodeus : Lucifer instilled beef

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