Re: Hurt & Heal: Deus Mortuus

by **Reverend Smith** Thu May 02, 2013 4:05 pm

Kraith smacks the unholy pineapples out of Lucrum for being such a dick and hurt-healing Legion, because not even a smelly hipster would sink that low. But nobody cares. Kraith returns the books to Legion, even though leviathan really wanted them.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 10
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 15
Leviathan, the Envious - 11 (-2)
Legion, the Lost Host - 12 (+1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

by **Analee** Thu May 02, 2013 8:24 pm

Ana tries to help by serving wine, however Belphelgor is asleep, so it just ruins their clothes, but it 'happens' to be Ba'al's favorite wine!

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 11 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13 (-2)
Leviathan, the Envious - 11
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

by **Lazarus Carter** Fri May 03, 2013 3:34 am

Lucifer bitchslaps Ba'al and on the follow-through strokes Leviathan in the facial area.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 9 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13
Leviathan, the Envious - 12 (+1)
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 13

by **Ba'al** Fri May 03, 2013 9:51 pm

Ba'al takes out his annoyance at being bitchslapped on Leviathan, before throwing ice cubes at Moloch in an (unsuccessful) attempt at injuring him.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 9
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13
Leviathan, the Envious - 10 (-2)
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14 (+1)

by **Reverend Smith** Sat May 04, 2013 12:07 am

Moloch hugs Ba'al, for feeding him. 8D Yeah... You get the picture, and it isn't pretty. :|

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 8 (+1 -2 = -1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

by **Jean La Croix** Sat May 04, 2013 2:12 am

Wine... Legion finds he has a passion for it and amanages to drink ALL of it that Ba'al had in stock.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 6 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 14
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 13
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 13(+1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

EDIT (Ross): You can't affect your own characters in the H&H rankings! This means Legion's going to be evicted as of Dai's post. Sorry, Bronze!

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 3:11 am

SKRAW READS BELPHEGOR A BEDTIME STORY, BUT THE BOOK CAME OUT OF LEGION'S LIBRARY. ON SKRAW'S WAY BACK HOME, BELIAL BURNS MASTER'S BOOK, SO SKRAW BITES HIM. D<

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 14
Ba'al, the Original King - 6
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 13 (-1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14 (+1)
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 12 (-1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

by **Lazarus Carter** Sat May 04, 2013 3:34 am

Lucifer fondles Asmodeus. Whilst doing so, he spies Ba'al peeping on him from the windowsill, and as such, thrusts his angelic manhood in his face, surprising the fellow Archdemon, and causing him to fall to his doom, and/or two points of damage.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15 (+1)
Ba'al, the Original King - 4 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 13
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

by Guest Sat May 04, 2013 3:56 pm

SKRAW DECIDES TO PECK BELIAL IN THE EYES.

Lucrum, however, invites Asmodeus to the Love Nest for a good time.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15 (+1)
Ba'al, the Original King - 4
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 11 (-2)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

by **Damon T. Ruger** Sat May 04, 2013 6:49 pm

Too tired for anything witty. Hurt Belial, heal Ba'al.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - 5 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 9 (-2)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

by **Ba'al** Sun May 05, 2013 12:30 am

Ba'al drops Legion into a bottomless pit. (Shouldn't have broken Rule 7, Bronzey~) In doing so, however, he forfeits his right to heal anyone.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - 5
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 9
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Legion, the Lost Host - 0 (-12) ELIMINATED
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 14

by **Xerath** Sun May 05, 2013 12:36 am

Panne summons Belial which allows him to go on a rampage, but at the same time makes Moloch mad, because he wanted to go on a rampage.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - 5
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 10 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 12 (-2)

by **Reverend Smith** Sun May 05, 2013 1:38 am

Moloch angrily hurls Panne at Ba'al, while crying that nobody likes him. His tears freeze into GIGANTIC HAIL CHUNKS, which land on poor Mammon's head, alas. But on the bright side, Mammon dropped her raw steak, and Kraith fed it to Leviathan.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - 4 (-1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 10
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 11 (+1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15 (-1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Gaius Octavian Skipio** Sun May 05, 2013 2:06 am

Legion knowing people would fall for his clever ruse drops bombs from a blimp.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - 2 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 10
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 12 (+1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Cael Gladius** Sun May 05, 2013 5:32 pm

Cael heals Belial simply by accepting his offer to join the tournament next month. Then he goes off to have a fight with the GREAT BA'AL. Ba'al, thinking he could do with having another loss if only to help circulate rumors of his "weakness" among the other archdemons, proves too cocky and is slain by the swordsman.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Ba'al, the Original King - x_x (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 11 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 12
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Lucrum** Tue May 07, 2013 2:17 am

Lucrum is turned down by Leviathan so he eggs her ocean, then goes to hang out with Asmodeus.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 16 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 11
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10 (-2)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Lazarus Carter** Tue May 07, 2013 3:22 am

Lucifer fucks Mammon.
He then fucks Belial.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 16
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 9 (-2)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16 (+1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Reverend Smith** Tue May 07, 2013 3:49 am

Moloch lets Belial use an ice pack for his bum, after said Prince of Warfare's rape by Lucifer.

The ice pack was cold. Absolute zero cold.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 16
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 8 (+1) (-2)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 14
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Cael Gladius** Sat May 11, 2013 6:12 pm

Belphegor wakes up and tries to venture out, only for his fatigue to strike him heavily once more. Put simply enough, he hit his head on the ground.

Then... idk, Asmodeus gets a blowjob or something, fuck it.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 17 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 8
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12 (-2)
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 16
Moloch, the Devourer - 12

by **Sareph** Sun May 12, 2013 12:08 am

Sareph shoots Mammon in the knee! She then helps Belial get revenge on Moloch.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 17
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 9 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15 (-1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 11 (-1)

by **Lazarus Carter** Sun May 12, 2013 12:33 am

Lucifer slaps Asmodeus and gives Belial a new sword.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15 (-2)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 10 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 11

by **Kraith the Hipster** Sun May 12, 2013 1:00 am

Rev steals Belial's new sword, chops off Mammon's elbow, but then feels sorry for her and gives her the sword.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 15
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 9 (-1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12
Leviathan, the Envious - 10
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15 (-1) (+1)
Moloch, the Devourer - 11

by **Vlad III Țepeș** Sun May 12, 2013 4:16 am

The Count must feed, and ventured to the Black Sea in a taste for crustacean blood. In an attempt to impale his prey, he ~~intentionally~~ accidentally-but-violently skewers Leviathan's lip—but not before smacking a curious Moloch in the face with the butt end of his stake ~~which was also intentional~~. He gives whatever scraps are left over to Asmodeus, for teh evulz.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 16 (+1)
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 9
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12
Leviathan, the Envious - 9 (-1)
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 10 (-1)

by **Asmodeus** Sun May 12, 2013 5:40 am

Asmodeus accepts Moloch's offer to hang out but ditches him for Belial. Much sadness ensued.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 16
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 10 (+1)
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12
Leviathan, the Envious - 9
Mammon, the Corrupter - 15
Moloch, the Devourer - 8 (-2)

by **Ba'al** Sun May 12, 2013 8:35 pm

Sofia feeds Mammon catnip. 'nuff said.

Asmodeus, the Lustful - 16
Belial, Prince of Warfare - 10
Belphegor, the Slumbering - 12
Leviathan, the Envious - 9
Mammon, the Corrupter - 14 (+1) (-2)
Moloch, the Devourer - 8

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